The Amazing (Disg)Race

Each television season, a group of intrepid Deerfield adventure fans join together for a small stakes fantasy reality pool – drafting teams in pairs and supporting them on their race around the world. Reflecting the diversity of the cast, we have a geographically diverse field of contestants for this fall’s edition:



LT and Lela – Married with 3 daughters (2 pictured) from Hickory, North Carolina
Ted and Serena – freshman participants - professional singles from Manhattan
Greg and Andrea – newlywed lawyers from Austin, Texas
Chris and Tania – cultured MBA educated parents from San Francisco
Mikey and Melissa – LA Faker Douchebags

Well, the last description hasn’t been “network approved” per se, but considering the hasty dispatch of the duo, it does seem appropriate. As LT called it, “Team Hollywood” got expelled curtly. One of only 2 people that luckily got 3 teams instead of two, all 3 teams got eliminated in the first 2 episodes ... a near statistical impossibility.

While The Amazing Race has won the reality Emmy every single year since its introduction, maybe one day when accepting a reality casting emmy, I will point this out in the way high school coaches share this cliché.

Feedback UPDATE:
"This is akin to LT getting beat at a lawnmower riding competition." - Greg Lowry