The Anti - JLO: Green House Night 2

On Saturday night, Sienna Miller (Jude Law bed buddy '05) hosted a private dinner for her new movie "Interview". Giuliana Depandi and fiancee/Apprentice Bill Rancic came by - her rock is huge, his pockets are empty - and are thinking TomKat and getting married in Italy this fall. Despite this starpower at the Green House, the hot topic was Tom Arnold.

Things I knew about Tom Arnold before he showed up with his pretty blonde wife, Shelby.

• He had a lot of sex with Roseanne. Hurl, flush, wipe mouth, brush teeth.
• He was a loud, blustering talker that I never wanted to be like on Fox's "Best Damn Sports Show"
• He used to be a Federline in the mid 90s, but has emerged to be a enduring presence
• He is randomly doing stuff for The Tonight Show now, joining Jon Melendez in the "I didnt see that coming" department.
• I didnt think he was cool, or like him much.

The guy showed up around 9:30 - friendly, outgoing, talkative, sober, respectful, legitimately interested in everybody. Everyone was shaking their heads going "Who is that guy? He rules!" Even our british house producer, Paul, who's been off the boat 3 weeks goes, "Christ, that chap has a personality...what a good bloke." For this and other contributions, Tom Arnold is the ANTI-JLO. For a good laugh, check out the plethora of I Hate J-LO themed websites I found here, including one that says ...

J-Lo is Jealous of Monique Taitague: "Jennifer Lopez, The Ugly Old Actress and Fat Butt singer, is jealous of The American Princess Monique Desiree Taitague from Vallejo,California."

Tom Arnold New News: He lived next to Britney and Federline in a high rise and tried to advise them away from self destruction - they breathed off the paparazzi and wouldnt listen. Tom shoots Law and Order SVU this week in NYC, playing that gay evangelical leader who had male prostitutes and was outed right before the elections. He is a staunch democrat but loves Arnold Schwarzenegger. He just shot "Pride" with Terence Howard and Bernie Mac in New Orleans and loved his FEMA trailer living, bad ass female driver. He fell in love again- he requested a rush shipment of Motley Bird to his NYC hotel ASAP to get through production.

Non Tom Arnold celebrity Appearances last night: Steve Buscemi (Every movie ever ' current), Giuliana Depandi and Bill Rancic (Getting Married in Italy '07), Jeremy Sisto (Clueless '95, Six Feet Under '04), Patricia Kara (Deal or No Deal 'current)

Tonight Justin Timberlake comes for dinner! It's Hollywood Club SHAG presenting "Shag in the Snow".

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