The Best Saturday Afternoon Promoter

So three months after the electoral thumpin', the campaign enthusiasm of even the most die-hard Bush-haters could use some Viagra. It's kinda like asking Eli Manning if he can "do it again" before they have even left the field. Yesterday (Sat 2.3) there were elections in Massachusetts to send delegates to the state convention.

Nobody showed up in any city except Longmeadow. Everywhere else, fewer voters showed up than even the positions available..except in the ironclad tyrannical political empire of Candy Glazer (Dana Hall '65, Crestview Country Club '07) where all warm bodies within 30 miles are subpoenaed in a community house basement on a cold snowy Saturday because she says so.

The Springfield Republican reports today:

Democrats were hardly out in full force yesterday to elect delegates to the party's state convention ...However, a full allotment was chosen in Longmeadow, and Democratic Town Committee Chairwoman Candy Glazer said the turnout of close to 50 people was the largest she has seen in a nongubernatorial election year.

Read the full story from the Springfield newspaper here, or else Candy will railroad you to debtor's prison on a trumped up enemy combatant charge