Breaking: Anna Nicole Barbershop Talk

Updated 6:50 PM EST - Thursday 8 February 2007

The Barber Shop Talk is coming fast and furious for Anna Nicole (Retired '07) on the internets:

• When they find the baby girl dead, don't believe the suicide note. Arrest the lawyer immediately.
• Has the astronaut been ruled out yet? God Hates Florida.
• If her kosher boyfriend can prove he's the father of that baby, I believe he may acquire control of Anna's fortune.
• It's really lucky for him that her oldest son happen to die last year....funny how things work. P.S. Where was Stern (lawyer, not radio) when the 89 year old billionairre died?
• Well at least now Angelina can adopt the baby.

As always, Defamer best sinks its fangs in to this bloody steak. More thoughtful eulogies here.

Imdb's rapid response team is on-call, having already revised Anna Nicole to a past tense. Wireimage also. (Weird that her final celeb photo is with Hulk Hogan - her namesake, having been born Vickie Hogan.

Just another lazy Thursday over at Anna's quasi official website (for now). The “latest news” headlines mention an ironically titled movie “Illegal Aliens", no reference to the (prior? still ongoing?) Bahamas legal situation she was in.

Wikipedia best exemplifies the yin and the yang of “open source” projects as it already has her death and details enshrined obituary style, yet temporarily reported that she had died of a “sex overdose, the first such death by this means,” which has already been retracted in the amount of time it took to write this sentence.

AnnaNicoleSmith.com, the looney bin flagship, is too inundated to even load, as Perez was earlier today around 4PM EST.

UPDATED (2.8, 6:50PM PST) Blockbuster on Sunset reveals that the only uptick in Anna Nicole interest is one guy calling for "some B-movie sex thing she did."

UPDATED (Sat 2.10): Quasi site now forwards to official site, both with a solo black and white idolotry photo, inspired by Abercrombie and Fitch.