Bad Week for the Osmonds

Marie Osmond (Donnie and Marie '75, Depressed Wacko 'current) announced on Friday (3.30) that she's divorcing her not famous husband. The stock photo (left) yahoo dug up implied she shares fitness secrets with Monica Lewinsky (Cigar "Smoker" '96, Univ of Oregon'97,Taco Eater 'always). Meanwhile, brother Donny Osmond hosted a "demented and wrong" ABC reality show, "The Great American Dream Vote", straight to cancellation in two days this week, exonerating Matt Kunitz's record of 4, with 2006's The One. Congrats to all!