Friday, June 8, 2007

Live on Scene: TheCHIMP.net Escorting Paris to Jail

Since we live in the same neighborhood as Paris Hilton, and as a graduate of the LA Sheriff's Dept. Citizen Police Academy, I wanted to make sure that all procedures were followed appropriately in returning Paris to custody this morning

Also the two most important issues facing our country were married together on one sign "Obama Hilton '08"Kathy Hilton ('Failed Reality Star '05) exited the house first with husband Rick. She said "We just found out about this that we had to go...we are very distraught". She got in to the same black Escalade that Paris got dropped off to jail in on Sunday night (3 June).The Black and White Beyonce Sign is the back of "Obama/Hilton '08". The LAPD had to be called in to control the media even though this is not their jurisdiction.
As Paris was driven away, she gave an "over the shoulder" shot out the back tinted green glass of the squad car to the photogs. This is no bullshit.

The crowd crushed the cruiser...and this douchebag reporter from NBC 4 got run over on his foot... his microphone ripped off the cord. He is holding a "replacement" microphone.


Thanks to Photographer Matt Kunitz (USC '90 'Network Producer '06, Paparazzo '07).

UPDATE: My interview on ABC 7 Los Angeles, just aired. Video coming soon.

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8 Comments:

Blogger Ashton said...

Thank you TheCHimp.net for bringing this issue to the front page. I heard Obama is coming to LA and is not leaving until Paris is happy again and getting banged by random guys filmiing it.

Ashton Ramsey
Citizen of the Year
Fayetteville, AR 2000

June 8, 2007 11:54 AM  
Anonymous jodi THOMAS said...

Thank you thechimp.net!! Leave no stone unturned!! You're the best!

Jodi Thomas
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June 8, 2007 11:57 AM  
Anonymous jodi THOMAS said...

Thank you thechimp.net!! Leave no stone unturned!! You're the best!

Jodi Thomas
Rebirth/The Chimp fan

June 8, 2007 11:57 AM  
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Pretty ironic that a guy holding up an "obama/hilton '08" sign would refer to someone else as a douchebag.

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