Sunday, November 4, 2007

Perez Hilton's Backfat Close Up

TheCHIMP.net nearly got sweat sprayed by Perez Hilton's backfat at a red carpet event last week. I got drawn into Perez's orbit (Star Magazine grunt '04). Here's what I learned:
  • Mostpopular person in the 800 person room. Current TV stars, household name rockstars, and tabloid faces - all ignored. The guy did not a get a break from a steady flow of dude-bros wanting to talk in his ear, girlfriends wanting sandwich photos, and industry types passing business cards. He had to keep waddling to avoid being tied down.
  • Guy has absolutely no leg to stand on for stuff like this or that.
Did you Know? Mario Lavandeira's search for the spotlight, before he was Perez, was a 2001 VH1 show "Flab to Fab", a weight loss makeover show. From the look of this VH1 photo, he was skinnier before that show than now! (ed. note: Logging off internet now to go work out)

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5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG it's so funny to see the real side of him considering how he makes a living tearing up people who will always be 100 times more attractive than him on the outside and probably on the inside as well.

March 18, 2009 1:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think he is a fat freak and shouldnt be criticizing anyone!
Get him off the television!

April 27, 2009 8:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

QQ Moar Regular People.

June 7, 2009 8:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I live in Australia and had to google this fat fuck to see what "it" looked like as every single I have heard makes me feel sick. Now I have seen him, I feel quite bad and sad. Just another fat loser, who no doubt had the shit kicked outta him all thru school. Even sadder is the public that has made this tool "someone" when really he's just a bitchy, and quite hideous looking little fag.

June 22, 2009 7:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He just got his head punched in....WOOOO-HOOOOO! Go Will. I. Am. KILL THE PRICK!

June 22, 2009 7:21 PM  

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