Perez Hilton's Backfat Close Up

TheCHIMP.net nearly got sweat sprayed by Perez Hilton's backfat at a red carpet event last week. I got drawn into Perez's orbit (Star Magazine grunt '04). Here's what I learned:

• Mostpopular person in the 800 person room. Current TV stars, household name rockstars, and tabloid faces - all ignored. The guy did not a get a break from a steady flow of dude-bros wanting to talk in his ear, girlfriends wanting sandwich photos, and industry types passing business cards. He had to keep waddling to avoid being tied down.
  

• Guy has absolutely no leg to stand on for stuff like this or that.

Did you Know? Mario Lavandeira's search for the spotlight, before he was Perez, was a 2001 VH1 show "Flab to Fab", a weight loss makeover show. From the look of this VH1 photo, he was skinnier before that show than now! (ed. note: Logging off internet now to go work out)