Thursday, August 30, 2007

Erinn Bartlett Fulfills the Circle of Life

While Kate Hudson’s ex Owen Wilson failed to roll his own closing credits prematurely on Sunday (26 Aug), Kate’s sister-in-law Erinn Bartlett overcompensated by giving new life the very next day. (27 Aug).
Erinn (Longmeadow H.S.-Massachusetts ’91, Ithaca ’95) owns the title “legitimate hot blonde girl at school (not just “the best in class, or default cheerleader)” from the late 80s early 90s LHS. Back in the day, the community talking point on Erinn centered on her photo in TEEN magazine, the 90s parallel to getting on America’s Next Top Model.

Flash forward to now and she’s joining another Longmeadow hottie gone Hollywood who floated through the same halls of this quiet Massachusetts suburb at the same time, Bridget Moynahan (Longmeadown H.S. ’89). Bridget’s baby daddy drama with Tom Brady is already well documented.With Erinn married to Oliver Hudson (Dawson's Creek '03, Rules of Engagement '07), Kate’s big brother and Goldie Hawn's son, E! News has the national coverage (read: 100% Dad focused) for this story.

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Sunday, August 26, 2007

Reverse Federline? DJ AM Spotted with Lela Thompson

It could be the flipside of the Federline-Spears story as an international celebrity tries to play homewrecker with a parent to multiple children in an existing relationship.

In a story first reported by Criminal Mike (Syracuse '97, South Beach Rookie Socialite of the Year '06), Lela Thompson (UNC '98) was spotted with a 7 girl strong entourage cozying up to DJ AM (DJ for Steven Spielberg's son's Bar Mitzvah '01) at Mansion in South Beach Friday night (24 Aug).We have no idea who the bachelerette party was for as TheCHIMP.net proudly retains its "no-weddings, no-babies" policy, but an eagle eye'd fashionista reader points out that AM is sporting a Disney Vintage tee.
Photos courtesy of Seth Browarnik and Criminal Mike

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Jesse McCartney Upholds Illegal Traditions at Sunset Beach - Formerly Dublin's

So we've been waiting...and waiting.....and waiting...for 3 years since the famed Dublin's on Sunset got shut down for something, anything, serving drinks to take its place. Dublin's had a surly reputation - underrage drinking haunt, on the police "hitlist" etc...even Jay-Z's famous shout out in "I just Want to Love You", ("...peanuts in LA, Rumblin' at Dublin's") couldn't spare its 2004 demise.

After an aborted opening last fall, the almost new Sunset Beach appropriately lost its liquour license after 2 weeks...it sat empty for 8 months until last Wednesday (22 August).

How did they celebrate? By staying true to their roots with a "celebrity" performance by a 20 year old - someone not even legal to be inside... Jesse McCartney (born '87, All My Children '01).

Say, you get your driver’s license yet? What do you mean you don’t have a high school musical poster on your wall? Oh, well then, you might not know who Jesse is. (Photo at above). He looks like teen terror Aaron Carter (Lohan Boyfriend ‘pre disaster , E!’s “House of Carters” ’06,) , sings more like Aaron’s older brother Nick Carter (Backstreet Boy ’93-01) and apparently doesn’t mind playing understudy to Ryan Cabrera (The “femme” half to Ashlee Simpson’s “butch” circa ‘04). Cabrera bagged the party last minute and in the most predictable celebrity story of the summer, Jessie McCartney was available.

To counter the “pretty boy” vibe pumped through the vents (he caked his face in make-up), Jesse wrapped up his 20 minute set with some hardcore hip-hop delivered in the non-threatening, acoustic, teen-dreamboat-on-a-stool way. He mashed up two covers: Sean Kingston’s “Beautiful Girls” (the song that goes “you’ll have me suicidal….suicidal when you say its oooooooooo-ver”) and Akon’s “F*#k You”. He crooned like it was 1997.

Funnier to watch, the bartenders who didn’t know anything - including how to make Sunset Beach’s ridiculous Spring Break inspired drinks – (ie “Shark Attack”).

One bar-lass fumbled the register so clumsily I thought up a new race as I watched her: “What will happen first?”

  • A) My florida grandmother redesigns your Myspace in Flash
  • B) This girl figures out how to run a credit card bar tab.

Better: DJ Steve Aoki who followed the boybander. He's cool.

Kudos to our friend Leland Drummond (Choate '98, Platform Media Group 'current) for bringing some heat back to that scorched corner of Harper and Sunset Blvd. (Rappa, left, and Leland)

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Thursday, August 9, 2007

Cameos



RappAround PR had the privilege of working with MAXIM and TLC on the premiere party for "LA Ink", the spin off of "Miami Ink". (Mon 6 Aug, Stone Rose Lounge)

In addition to Shanna Moakler (Barrington High School, R.I. '93, Miss USA '95, Paris Bitch Slapper '06) and Dave Navarro (Eyeliner Spokesman 'current), the Dead Babby's Band and many other friends of varying fame came out to support. Thank you.

In other self-reflective celeb news, the much publicized summer tour of Europe continues to echo in the press.
This photo with Tara Reid (Lohan Charm School '05) shot on the beach in St. Tropez just now surfaced in the blogosphere.

Thanks to the eagle eye'd readers from Colombia and Austin who spotted these.

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Sunday, August 5, 2007

Bonds' Hall of Fame Ball Lands at Jake's Feet!

Congratulations to a potential Hall of Fame left fielder...not Barry Bonds, but friend of TheCHIMP.net Jake Smith (Sunset High San Diego).
Barry Bonds' record tying 755th homerun landed at his feet in San Diego last night (Sat 4 Aug) during the Padres 3-2 win over the Giants. Too busy celebrating, the guy 16 inches infront of him scooped up the ball (white shirt, being choked).
(Jake on Fox News)

Jake's seat in Section 130, Seat 18 at Petco Park last night has catapulted him to a Q rating reserved for his big brother, community activist and reality honcho Matt Kunitz.

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New License Plate: IH8 IAN

His ‘vette might have eaten a Ferrari, but Ian Ziering (West Orange NJ H.S. ’82, West Beverly '93) tried to eat my camera after I snuck the above photo at a magazine party at Area Thursday night (2 Aug).
Scene:
Sanders stands in front of a VIP booth negotiating access with a security guard. Denied.
*Camera Flash*

(Sanders waves me over from 3 or 4 people away, asks casually to “see my camera”)
Sanders: “That’s me!”, (Squawking, acting surprised)
Sanders: “That looks like me on your camera.”

Me: “Wow… Oh my God! (more surprised) That’s Ian Ziering….on my camera!! Awesome. My mom is going to love this.”

(Sanders’ jams stubby thumg in to the lcd screen attempting breakage..
Chimp paws yank the camera out of corvette driving hands and throws out a high five instead.)


Me: “Awesome man! I met Ian Ziering tonight”.
Bustah Rhymes (Uniondale H.S. (NY) '89) reminded me “No Snitching” , the code of the streets, as he hit the streets himself for the night.

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