Inside Grammys Weekend: Jermaine Dupri's Party

Jermaine Dupri threw the tightest and most intimate hush hush grammy event on Friday night (8 Feb). At least as small as you can get with a carpet out front.

Attendees: GF Janet Jackson, Nelly, Ashanti, 50 cent nemesis^TM Fat Joe, Lohan BFF Ne-Yo, Quincy Jones, LA Reid, Grandmaster Flash, Kim Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian.

What I told my friends after I left: What?! You dont follow hip hop gossip? Well Ashanti and Nelly were for years the Justin-Britney of hip, but they went as bad as that analogy last year. We saw that they are not only NOT DATING anymore- they appear to be playing the 9th grade version of "NOT DATING ANYMORE". They arrived separately, were at different tables, and didn’t interact together at all. Am I the last to learn the "open secret" in the music industry that they have a kid together? (Did it ever happen??)

A CHIMP.net running mate swears he saw David Beckham hiding under a hood and coming in the back door solo (Posh is in London). We were too "busy" to investigate.