Amber Alert: Putter Abducted by Hall of Fame NFL'er

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The Hollywood Entertainment Industry's ^TM Casey Brumels called in this Amber Alert moments ago (Sat 15 Mar, 230 PM).Jim Brown (Cleveland Browns '57-'65, Football Hall of Fame '71, Playgirl Magazine Centerfold '74, LA Gang counselor 'current) might have stolen a putter from another golfer at the Robinson's Ranch Golf Course in "one of the nation's safest cities" Santa Clarita, CA. Software salesman Ray Diamond has been ID'd as the victim.

Brumels says: We just played golf in Santa Clarita. Jim Brown was in the group behind us and he stole my friends putter. Went up to Jim on a later hole and asked if he had found his CLUB and Jim said, "What putter, we didn't find a putter".

Obviously guilty.

We are awaiting analysis from Socal Assistant District Attorney Dan Feldman.