Saturday Night Beer the Playboy Mansion

A celebration was in store for Casey Brumels (Michigan State '98) after a week that saw his new Destination Truth show debut to highest ratings ever and likely sell a new spin off to VH1's "Celebrity Rehab" that involves dropout famous faces getting their education back on track.What better way to get our B.A.C. back on track than at the Playboy Mansion? ...and for a Beer Party sponsored by everyone's parking lot favorite, Milwaukee's Best Light.
We learned that corporate parties at the mansion sell like cruise packages...you can "order naked/topless/bottomless/spraypainted girls" in any denomination, , and pick the time for the spontaneous "naked swimming". Meanwhile, dudes in dockers stare and take 'show off' photos for the golf course back home". Milwaukee's Best's paperwork got screwed up and got delivered the "2 topless girls standing in pool uncomfortably". It had all the spontaneity of dinner theatre.
One old time playmate friend of ours snitched "the naked girls are from some agency, they would never...never be in the magazine".

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