Mandanas and Trucker Hats Get A Reality Show

Brace Yourself. This will soon be a TV show.

By law, when the LA Times annoints you the “Douche Baggiest Bar” in LA, that award comes with an automatic reality show deal. The infamous Saddle Ranch - the overfriendly bar with the mechanical bull – is developing a self promotional reality show. A productive zip code, they join E!'s Sunset Tan, only 1056 feet west down Sunset Blvd.

The show will feature the "saddle ranch lifestyle". Living across the street, our last 35 encounters with the"lifestyle" included "drinks that smoke", 4ft beer towers, and free windex shots given to every customer and played off as "Bro, I'm hooking you up".

Mean older brother "Wayne" from the Wonder Years is the producer. He's casting for "attractive, fun males and females, between 18-35 years old who are bartenders, servers, cocktail servers, hosts and hostesses."

Is it a diss to the 80 bandana and trucker hat’d actors already working there who can't get cast on a reality show about themselves? Bring a headshot to the reality casting, ya'll.