Congratulations and big high fives to this week’s top spotters: Jessica from West LA (@LittleMissBizE), Casey from Culver City (@ChimpSpotter), and long overdue recognition for consistent contributor allstar duo Melissa from Massashusetts (@RappAround) and Erin from Miami (@ErinShelby)

Please keep blackberry’ing/texting in “real time”/”in the moment” CelebSightings. You dont have to be on twitter, just text me. It’s the companion Twitter Feed to this site and you can read it online, get the texts on your phone, or peek at the most recent below.

We are now ranked #45 in all of Hollywood, because we dont tell you about “what we’re eating for lunch” …maybe what celebs are eating, and where, and right now.

St. Baldrick’s Day is another excuse to drink, but a good one. The holiday, appended to artificial alcohol holiday, St. Patrick’s Day is a fundraiser for children’s cancer with a fun twist. Donors shave their head to earn family/friend pledges that go to children’s cancer research. The charity hosted a head shaving party at Happy Endings in Hollywood this afternoon. (Sat 14 Mar)

Gilles Marini (Sex and the City Naked Guy '08, Dancing with the Stars '09) fed quarters in to this punching bag machine but...

...he showed off the dance lessons with a fierce kick instead.

CelebBuzz's Matt Donnelly (Temple '06) and Corrinne Kaplan (Survivor Gabon '08) came in uniform.

Anheuser-Busch reps on site confirmed to TheCHIMP.net that they delivered 1440 pints of green Budweiser special for the event, the largest delivery they have ever made in Hollywood/West Hollywood.

If you have any money left, or hair, you can donate here.

Designers Gabby Applegate and Lauren Alexander kicked off LA Fashion Week with a “Halloween in March” haunted bungalow/freaky backyard party at the Chateau Marmont last night (Fri 13 March). Mischa Barton (Professional Children’s School NYC ‘04) showed up looking rich from signing on to a new TV show earlier in the day.

They celebrated their fashion line “Witches” with wicca models and pretty people supplied by Bolthouse and Dietch PR.

Didn’t see fugitive Lohan there, but then again we left earlier than 4:30 AM to hit popular event producer Elle Nucci’s industry-heavy birthday party at still randomly popular Crown Bar.

Star Magazine and Candace Trunzo (Editor in Chief , Star) celebrated their first ever “Young Hollywood” issue. The trend of tabloid magazine “Young Hollywood” parties peeked its head out in the recession @ Apple Lounge last night (Wed 11 Mar).

Saw Lauren Conrad and Lo Bosworth sneak in the back door. Perez Hilton danced with his chin almost hitting Lady Gaga’s shirtless hardbody disco dancers.

Got 22 minutes with nothing to do? Watch a live stream of the bulk of red carpet arrivals unedited and see Spencer watch Heidi, Spencer pose with Heidi, some guy in a scarf play third wheel with them, and Extra try to “frame out” the other companies’ microphones while still shooting the talent.

The two most iconic images yesterday (Thurs 5 Mar)

Ryan Seacrest hosting American Idol’s Wildcard/Top 12 show and Chris Brown (Kid’s Choice Award Nominee ‘09) facing the music.

Shaq's Messages from Wednesday 4 March 2009 before putting up 22 pts in a loss to his former team, the Heat.

For weeks I’ve been getting texted to death by Shaq on Twitter. He simul-texts 235,900+ followers offering courtside tickets to that night’s game to the first person who could run up and touch him. Rapper/Actor/Producer/Designer/Promoter Diddy is also… a spammer. He texts me he is holding an Oscar in a bubble bath. Even A-listers Demi and Ashton self-paparazzi real time vacation photos of themselves on Demi’s birthday. Facebook is pissed.

Lance Ulanoff (PCMag Digital Network Editor in Chief ‘current) broke news of Facebook’s “comeback strategy” in Celebrity Social Networking space today (Thur 5 Mar):

Facebook’s sudden, desperate move to help celebrities, sports personalities, and big brands transform their somewhat static Facebook pages into full-blown profiles is, I think, almost a direct response to the blast of excitement created by relative Twitter newbie and basketball icon Shaquille O’Neal.

Until either opens a hotspot complimentary breakfast place, we’ll always be loyal to the MySpace Cafe (Their hollywood/celebrity brand).

Read the expert’s full article.

Please keep  blackberry’ing/texting in “real time”/”in the moment” CelebSightings. It’s the companion Twitter Feed to this site and you can read it online, get the texts on your phone, or peek at the most recent below.

We grew 125% in February. New followers include Brody Jenner, Yoko Ono, and Matisyahu …now reading about themselves.