It’s good news! I’m a draft pick…Sharon Waxman’s (NY Times, Washington Post) Hollywood news outlet TheWRAP.com has tapped me to temporarily step in and take over the popular “Hollywood Party Report” column. (Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz funds the venture, and thus I’ll be making “starbucks money“.)

For non-compete, I will be suspending party coverage here immediately. Please check me out at TheWRAP publishing on Mondays.

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Steve Aoki (UCSB’99) and Jordy Masterson (next in the prodigy of DJ’ing masterson brothers), brought monday music to the upscale Sunset Tower Hotel (Home of Vanity Fair’s Oscar Party ‘09) to usher in Cinco de Mayo eve last night. (Mon 4 May) The party: LG and Teen.com’s “Haute and Bothered” Gossip Girl ‘esque series.

Two Lohan sisters  - Lindsay (23) and Ali (15) were the last celebs to arrive around 10:55 PM, Ali representing the only actual “teen” at the “teen.com” party.  Meanwhile, we waited patiently with America’s first crack at Is Vodka (pronouned ICE and given away liberally at the open bar) currently only available in LA and Las Vegas. I then took a 2nd-7th crack at it.  No glasses or drinking anywhere near the Lohan booth.

Other celebrities checking out the Teen.com show included Adam Rodriguez (CSI-NY), Chris Masterson,  Lisa Loeb, Samaire Armstrong, and Taryn Manning who hung with the wave-making celebrity interviewer Michelle Marie and considered leaving to go the Nylon/Myspace party over at the Roosevelt.

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St. Baldrick’s Day is another excuse to drink, but a good one. The holiday, appended to artificial alcohol holiday, St. Patrick’s Day is a fundraiser for children’s cancer with a fun twist. Donors shave their head to earn family/friend pledges that go to children’s cancer research. The charity hosted a head shaving party at Happy Endings in Hollywood this afternoon. (Sat 14 Mar)

Gilles Marini (Sex and the City Naked Guy '08, Dancing with the Stars '09) fed quarters in to this punching bag machine but...

...he showed off the dance lessons with a fierce kick instead.

CelebBuzz's Matt Donnelly (Temple '06) and Corrinne Kaplan (Survivor Gabon '08) came in uniform.

Anheuser-Busch reps on site confirmed to TheCHIMP.net that they delivered 1440 pints of green Budweiser special for the event, the largest delivery they have ever made in Hollywood/West Hollywood.

If you have any money left, or hair, you can donate here.

The biggest winner at the Golden Globes is Moet, the Champagne sponsor. In every shot, on every table, and the best celebratory lubricant for one-off best buddies. Favorite new duos from tonight. (Sun 840 PM)

Vinnie Chase (LaGuardia H.S. - NYC ‘94, Bard College ‘98) and Diddy (Roman Catholic Mount Saint Michael Academy ‘87).

Adrien Grenier and Ricky Gervais (University College, London ‘83). If you didn’t get Ricky Gervais’ “Kate Winslet holocaust” comment tonight, then you should be watching Extras on your next sick day.

Music Boss (Trenton H.S. - NJ ‘88) Meets Movie Boss (SUNY Buffalo ‘74)

The Boss (Freehold Regional - NJ ‘67) and Steven Spielberg (CSUN-Long Beach ‘68)

In the Old Days - Colin Farrell (Gormanston College - Ireland ‘94) and a Magnum (for one) was an awesome duo.

January begins with the Globes, continues to Sundance, and ends at the Superbowl. This is our party grid and we will update this constantly.

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