Sunday, February 4, 2007

The Best Saturday Afternoon Promoter


So three months after the electoral thumpin', the campaign enthusiasm of even the most die-hard Bush-haters could use some Viagra. It's kinda like asking Eli Manning if he can "do it again" before they have even left the field. Yesterday (Sat 2.3) there were elections in Massachusetts to send delegates to the state convention.

Nobody showed up in any city except Longmeadow. Everywhere else, fewer voters showed up than even the positions available..except in the ironclad tyrannical political empire of Candy Glazer (Dana Hall '65, Crestview Country Club '07) where all warm bodies within 30 miles are subpoenaed in a community house basement on a cold snowy Saturday because she says so.

The Springfield Republican reports today:
Democrats were hardly out in full force yesterday to elect delegates to the party's state convention ...However, a full allotment was chosen in Longmeadow, and Democratic Town Committee Chairwoman Candy Glazer said the turnout of close to 50 people was the largest she has seen in a nongubernatorial election year.
Read the full story from the Springfield newspaper here, or else Candy will railroad you to debtor's prison on a trumped up enemy combatant charge

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Thursday, December 21, 2006

TheCHIMP.net Top Stories of 2006

Thank you for following the ridiuclousness of red carpet events, famous friends, Deerfield Academy and prep school news, and personalities in transition. Here is Ryan Seacrest's Countdown of the top 5 most viewed items of the year.

5. Kevin Gottehrer ...swallows Heather Oakley in to the prep school network (May)
4. Grandma Shirlee Glazer Passes On - the very last story of the year (December)
3. Greg Lowry and Andrea Bleau - Till Death do Us Part (August)
2. Jeannete Jenkins and Queen Latifah Break Up ?? - Perez Hilton outs more celebs (December)

and the number one story of 2006.....is.......

1. Tyler Goes Pro - Fingerpainting roommate opens an art show and sells like crazy (August)

Congratulations Tyler Ramsey.

Hope that 2007 is even better for everyone than 2006.
Stay tuned for a major professional step forward for TheCHIMP.net coming in January.

MG

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Saturday, July 29, 2006

Visiting Day at Camp Glazer - Summer #2


As far back as we can remember, the last Sunday in July belongs to Camp Visiting Day - at least throughout the Jewish woods of New England.

Candy and Stanley
, the 'rents, enjoying their second summer on Beaver Lake, Massachusetts with their own lake house "bunk", threw another Camp Glazer Visiting Day. "CGVD" is sort of like a Christmas Party/ Holiday Open House, but with Color War....and canoes...and less Gin.

Always on the cutting edge of the party planning business, my mother leads the way in the increasingly popular "back to camp" party theme. (seriously, click that link...coolest thing of the summer so far)

Photos from a kodak gallery are here.

Stanley was the boating counselor. Cousin Bonnie Rosenthal (Mother of Jay, CYJ Daled '89) won Color War. Everyone got Camp Glazer T-shirts and hats based on how many years they have been attending...an old Naticook throwback.









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